Always a good night when you have a story in your queue slugged “Bible beat-down.”
Protip: If you’re submitting art to be printed in your local newspaper, please avoid using an Instagram filter.
Really, our press color profile is going to reduce your masterpiece to a grainy pile of washed-out dreck.
From a letter to the editor we ran recently. Poe’s Law is in full effect here.
To put it into context, the rest of the letter railed similarly against birth control, foreign policy and the influx of non-English speakers.
Lotta hand-wringing over farmer’s/farmers’/farmers market today.
My heart overfloweth.
What’s black and white and red all over? This ink-saturated copy of The Gazette that a reader just brought to our building. Evidently we sent her the Satanic edition of the paper by accident.
The whole room is smiling, and I’m looking up baby blanket patterns.
This office climate control sucks. I’m peeled all the way down to my tank top, and if I thought I could get away with losing the pants, I’d do that too.