Look, we’re only human.
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I CAN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKE ME SO BRAINY
(Source: thedailywhat)
White Beats [the headphones]
That’s…nice.
White Shirt
I’m pretty sure that’s the most pathetic super hero name of all time
Rainbow Pudding Cup
:’I
red mousepad
RED… PAD…
I FIGHT THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE…………………………..
the blue shredder
aw SNAP
The Black Box
BLACKHEART
it’s a heart pillow from ikea <:
WHITE TV
OKAY THEN
The Black Drapes
…………
…The Rainbow and Black Bag of Marshmallows.
[[Brown cake]]
The White Wall.
…what.
The Grey
foxGiraffeWhite Backpack.
Yay.Evildoers tremble before the might of the Beige Purse!
Blue Ginger Ale!
…I don’t think that means what they think it means
Heh. :)
oh dear …
You really don’t want the red shirt treatment.
Killed off in the first ten minutes?
Oh my god.
Oh my GOD.
Leslie Nielsen makes one final fart joke. (photo courtesy of Sun-Sentinel.com)
My apartment is 4 Danzigs long!
Stare into the endless abyss of the chip bag!
May she play the Drums to the fiery rhythm of her Own Heart with the sinewy strength of her Own Arms, so she need Not Lie With Drummers.