the developer who came to speak had his laptop hooked up to a projector, so at the beginning when he was looking for the powerpoint he made we saw his document library and all the shit inside it. during the q&a some guy spoke up and was like “when you were going through your files i saw a video called ‘hlife3’, i don’t wanna be that guy but can you tell us what that is”
and hes like “oh damn, you aren’t supposed to see that”
“come on tell us”
so he plays the video
and its a fucking rickroll
i got rickrolled by valve in person
im gonna hang myself
Troll level: master
Team Fortress 2 - Sandvich Edible Device
Many of you asked for it and I’m not one to ignore the masses so here you go - the Team Fortress 2 Sandvich in all it’s glory! Thankfully this actually already comes with a very helpful visual recipe - oh Valve, you’re so good for food in games.
2 Slices White Bread
1 Leaf Lettuce
2 Large Tomato Slices
3 Slices Swiss Cheese
1 Slice Ham
Green Pimento Olive
Making the Sandvich Edible Device:
- Spread a little bit of mayonnaise on both pieces of bread.
- On one piece stack the ham, cheese, 2 slices of tomato and the lettuce leaf, then top with the second piece of bread.
- Cut diagonally and skewer with a pimento olive to serve.
Simple but effective. I’d find it hard to believe that a sandwich could restore all of a Heavy’s health… but this is a SandVich. It’s capable of being transformed into metal (apparently) so it must be pretty damn good - I’ll have to see for myself some time.