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Team Fortress 2 - Sandvich Edible Device

Many of you asked for it and I’m not one to ignore the masses so here you go - the Team Fortress 2 Sandvich in all it’s glory! Thankfully this actually already comes with a very helpful visual recipe - oh Valve, you’re so good for food in games.

Ingredients:

2 Slices White Bread

Mayonnaise

1 Leaf Lettuce

2 Large Tomato Slices

3 Slices Swiss Cheese

1 Slice Ham

To Garnish:

Green Pimento Olive

Skewer

Making the Sandvich Edible Device:

Spread a little bit of mayonnaise on both pieces of bread.

On one piece stack the ham, cheese, 2 slices of tomato and the lettuce leaf, then top with the second piece of bread.

Cut diagonally and skewer with a pimento olive to serve.

Simple but effective. I’d find it hard to believe that a sandwich could restore all of a Heavy’s health… but this is a SandVich. It’s capable of being transformed into metal (apparently) so it must be pretty damn good - I’ll have to see for myself some time.