Wait, what?

If anybody is looking to make a career move, Playboy is hiring a copy editor

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:13:46 -0400

If anybody is looking to make a career move, Playboy is hiring a copy editor

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:25:00 -0400

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

Oh my god, Star Trek was amazing. I won’t spoil anything, but let me say this: As soon as I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:25:37 -0400

Oh my god, Star Trek was amazing. I won’t spoil anything, but let me say this:

As soon as I ~~change into dry panties~~ take a cold shower, I’m going to start watching BBC Sherlock.

Star Trek Into Darkness? Yeah! 3-D? Woo! IMAX? NOW you’re talking!

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:36:02 -0400

Star Trek Into Darkness? Yeah!
3-D? Woo!
IMAX? NOW you’re talking!

Old school vs. new school at the Cracker Barrel.

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:49:35 -0400

Old school vs. new school at the Cracker Barrel.

baseballcardvandals: we’re all just puff balls in dream land.

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:50:27 -0400

baseballcardvandals:

we’re all just puff balls in dream land.

dotcore: by Alexandre Deviers.

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:38:55 -0400

dotcore:

by Alexandre Deviers.

charmory: justanothergreyface: Well, one possible permutation...

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:31:20 -0400

charmory:

justanothergreyface:

Well, one possible permutation results in

NAKED.

PESTO.

SMACKDOWN.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Uncle Frank’s Chocolate, T-Rex Style.

I don’t know if this means it has a big head and little arms or if it’ll bite you or what.

Mine’s crap, but my friend’s is Jiggly Worchestershire Meltdown.

justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:59:54 -0400

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.

frankocean: vega “Shh, no words. Just razor-sharp...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:55:38 -0400

frankocean:

vega

“Shh, no words. Just razor-sharp claws.”

Can't... sleep... yet... house... still... too... messy!

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:16:43 -0400

Video

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:20:04 -0400

Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall?

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:16:49 -0400

The peanut gallery is unimpressed by my dish washing methods.

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:43:50 -0400

The peanut gallery is unimpressed by my dish washing methods.

assilikesbowties: i’m sorry if this hurts you but it’s true i...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:58:05 -0400

assilikesbowties:

i’m sorry if this hurts you but it’s true

i don’t do this to gain more followers, i don’t do this to please every one of you

i do this because it’s something i enjoy, i likeposting and making drawings and talking to you guys

so if it bothers you too much you can always just unfollow me (◔◡◔✿)

Exactly why I don’t obsess over my follower count (which is hovering juuuuust under 100 at the moment, no big whoop).

lesmiserabluths: Buster: I shall be neither seen nor...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:07:07 -0400

lesmiserabluths:

Buster: I shall be neither seen nor heard.

Lucille: You can always tell a Milford man.

charmory: clearlywrong: fiberistanora: Awww yeeeah. OH. MY....

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:19:51 -0400

charmory:

clearlywrong:

fiberistanora:

Awww yeeeah.

OH. MY. GOD.

I am freaking out.

insanelygaming: Adventure Time Katamari

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:11:39 -0400

insanelygaming:

Adventure Time Katamari

elesheva: ATTN EVERYONE THIS IS A V IMPORTANT PHOTO OF JOE...

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:09:14 -0400

elesheva:

ATTN EVERYONE THIS IS A V IMPORTANT PHOTO OF JOE BIDEN LOOKING LIKE AN EAGLE

Always a good night when you have a story in your queue slugged “Bible beat-down.”

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:58:03 -0400

Always a good night when you have a story in your queue slugged “Bible beat-down.”