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Interests

• General

  Fun facts about tacos: Porcupines were used by the indians to carry their tacos and marshmallows to the dinner fire? Taco salads were invented during the civil war when they ran out of mashed potatoes; this led to the great taco famine of 1866. The Flying Blue Taco of Guatamala was hunted to extinction in 1893. During the cold war the Russians disguised their rockets as tacos to hide then from American spy planes. The greatest contribution to society by Mr. Salsa and Mr. Sour Cream was the discovery of of the soft shell taco in 1929, giving birth to the Great Depression. Did you know: Tacos were originally used as medicinal herbs to aid in constipation. In Europe, tacos were once believed to ward of evil spirits. People wore them on necklaces, but this was stopped after wild animal attacks. During the middle ages, tacos weighing up to 700 pounds were catapulted over castle walls in an effort to blind the enemy when salsa got in their eyes. Vikings used to go to the chilupa (a decendant of the taco) forest in Sweden, and cut them down to make their boats out of the shells. Penguins gave up their ability to do that so that they can have their tacos for only 55 cents on Wednesday afternoons. Chuck Norris, who has officially changed his name to Taco Norris, gets his super-human skill by eating 50 tacos a day for lunch. If you hold a taco under water for a long time, it turns into a sub sandwich. The Egyptians used taco shells to make sure that the sides of the Pyramids were straight. Go to Wikipedia.com for more exciting facts about TACOS!!!

• Music

  The Taco Bell Theme, the Taco Time Theme, The Taco John’s Theme.

• Movies

  Tacos of the Carribean, The Land Before Tacos, A Taco To Kill, The Taco Ultimatum, The Taco Supremecy, Goldtaco,The Taco Clause, Taco Nights, Harry Taco, Tacos Of Thunder, Forrest Taco, Taco In 60 Seconds, The Hunt For Red Taco, Rocky Horror Taco Show, Mrch Of the Tacos, Behind Enemy Tacos, Of Tacos and Men, Fear and Tacos In Las Vegas, Honeymoon In Tacos, Spidertaco, The Tacos Of Madison County, Oceans Taco, Supertaco, She’s All Taco,3000 Miles To Tacoland, so many more.

• Television

  Taco Hunters, Name That Taco, Taco Dating Game, Taco Or No Taco, Days Of Our Tacos.

I read this all in the voice of the Fact Core.