If anybody has any new information to share with...
Because Legitimate News Organization + April Fool’s Day + Skeleton Weekend Crew = Bullshit Detector Jacked Up To Snake-Oil Salesman Levels
Ok. I'll say it. Right out loud.
“Thick as a Brick” is musically and lyrically superior to “A Passion Play.” It still doesn’t move me emotionally like “Passion Play” does, though.
That 30-day challenge I elected to do?
I’m gonna start it tomorrow, the first of the month. That was my master plan all along. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
IM FUCKING CRYING WITH LAUGHTER GO TO THIS FUCKING... →
hugbutt: AND LISTEN TO THIS WHILE YOU’RE LOOKING HOLY FUCKINGC HRIST I AM GOING TO SHIT MY FUCKING SELF Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to look a gif-horse in the mouth!? ;-)
Ways to shoot your argument in the foot
Using “Not!” in the Wayne’s World/Borat sense. Backing up your argument with examples from the plots of popular TV shows.
Today's workload includes a fair amount of...
Y’all are in my wheelhouse now, bitches.
atmilliways: six31 replied to your post: Career counselor forwarded me an email about a job… I’m available for proofing, if you need. I also have some examples tucked away from my not-to-long-ago job-hunt days. Oh my gosh, thank you. I don’t have anything to proof yet, but examples would be amazingly helpful… No problem. Here’s the one that landed me my job.
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it fix the grammar and punctuation anyway.
Thursday is the new Monday
I can tell it’s a Monday because I’m stuck editing things that turn my stomach.
That guilty feeling when you realize you left your...
I opened the windows last night to let in some...
I didn’t count on said fresh air smelling like wet dog.
Poor Horny Cat: Short hair is fucking overrated. →
legendofstraydog: olsiekj: ayries: doctorwotwot: daughteroctober: lord-kitschener: justmeranting: Oh, look at you and your short hair; you’re so fucking edgy and androgynous. How mysterious and alluring. No, bitch. Look at MY hair. It is shiny and thick and past the middle of my back when… Whoa But what if I feel bitchin’ lookin’ like a dude? With long hair, I was in denial...
"[Jane Doe], 89, busted Heaven wide open March 25...
Great euphemism for dying, or the greatest euphemism for dying?
I thought you weren't supposed to be able to hear...
Because without looking, I can tell somebody switched on the busted-a$$ CRT TV over by the printer. I swear I can hear it in the back of my neck.