Cigarettes, adultery and fashion
Watching Mad Men with Mom.
bushitler replied to your link: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BAT FLU! Nerdery: Making sure you type the right number of “Na”s when typing “Bat-[Thing]!” headlines. Über-nerdery: Making sure your friends typed the right number of “Na”s in said headlines Bwahahaha! It’s like I do this for a living!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... →
Scientists suspect that some bats caught flu centuries ago and that the virus mutated within the bat population into this new variety. Scientists haven’t even been able to grow the new virus in chicken eggs or in human cell culture, as they do with more conventional flu strains. But it still could pose a threat to humans. For example, if it mingled with more common forms of influenza,...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I have figured out how these prescription pain...
Right now I’m so worried about whether or not I’m going to hurl, I have been completely distracted from my throbbing arm.
Still want to pull my left arm off and sit it on...
There’s no where else I can put it where it doesn’t hurt.
It was a very rough news day today →
A former Charlotte resident now living in Lancaster, S.C., is accused of killing a former Belmont mayor and a passenger in a car crash late Wednesday night. Lester Saunders Norman Jr., 41, will face two counts of second-degree murder in the deaths of Kevin Loftin, 56, and his passenger, Donna Jean Deitz, 60, both of Belmont. Police say they were in pursuit of a 2001 Acura sport utility...
Copied from my Mr. Taco site that I made one day...
dave-ellefson-is-my-spirit-guide: Interests General Fun facts about tacos: Porcupines were used by the indians to carry their tacos and marshmallows to the dinner fire? Taco salads were invented during the civil war when they ran out of mashed potatoes; this led to the great taco famine of 1866. The Flying Blue Taco of Guatamala was hunted to extinction in 1893. During the cold war the Russians...
When you swear around your friends..
legendofstraydog: olsiekj: thatfunnyblog: you’re like: But when you swear around your parents: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ pff Around other relatives.. My parents don’t care anymore P: Now that I’m an adult I can get away with ass and damn and hell and bitch the occasional ‘shit’. My brother and my cousins are the only ones who’ve heard me drop the f-bomb. The rule in our...
Green Your Period: DivaCup Review and Giveaway
becauseiamawoman: I finally did it! I used my DivaCup, and let me tell you- there is no going back. For those of you who aren’t familiar with what it is, a DivaCup is a menstrual cup that you insert when you have your period. It catches all your menstrual blood, and when it is full you simply dump it in the toilet, rinse it out, and re-insert it! According to their website, the DivaCup may be...
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
The nanobots did not repair my shoulder last...
Prepare for a grumpy, sore day.
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robotbutler asked: Can I just say I am in love with that picture of Rooley you've now made your icon. And I don't even fucking like cats. What have you done to me.
Currently listening to: City editor vs. crazy...
But only one side of the conversation. My god I wish I could record this.
I have decided to hold off on getting a Wii
I was thisclose to picking one up the other day, but then I sat down and made a list of 10 more important things I need to spend my money on and at least 3 more important ways to spend my time. I’ll get one, eventually. It’s just at the bottom of the obligation pile. But my god, I want to play Skyward Sword.