Bad: This bar does not seem to have karaoke
Good: It does have beer and light that’s conducive to writing.
Is it even possible to put fresh batteries in a...
I have replaced my broken Crock Pot
Your favorite crock pot recipes. Give them to me. Here, I’ll start: Caribbean Sweet Potato and Bean Stew Ingredients: 2 medium sweet potatoes (about 1 pound), peeled and cut into 1-inch cubes 2 cups frozen cut green beans 1 can (15 ounces) black beans, rinsed and drained 1 can (14 ½ ounces) vegetable broth 1 small onion, sliced 2 teaspoons Caribbean jerk seasoning ½ teaspoon...
I need to start writing again
And I had an idea last night for a perfect crossover fic. And I think I found a Tuesday karaoke bar at which to set up shop with my beer-stained notebook. I am officially out of excuses.
Good catch of the day
“Creamtory” instead of “crematory” in the funeral listings, which gives me a great idea for a zombie-themed ice cream parlor.
Do people really think they're being clever when...
The personal ad I wish I could take out
“P-body seeks ATLAS for test-chamber adventure. Xbox 360. First-timers only.”
Sneezing every 10 seconds
Ready to rip my face clean off. Please advise.
Shel Silverstein wrote "A Boy Named Sue"
My mind is officially blown.
The jammed-up printer beeps exactly the same way...
To quote Hank Venture: My butt won’t stop making a fist.
What sort of neural misfirings have put the Horde...
I haven’t played that game since the internet came to us through the telly-phone.
The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
The squeaky wheel in this case is my Windows XP-running work computer. Half an hour boot times FTL.
Anybody know where I can get a...
helloiamfine: barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark: BLACK MARCH Thursday, March 1st 2012 to Saturday 31st March 2012 With the continuing campaigns for Internet-censoring litigation such as SOPA and PIPA, and the closure of sites such as Megaupload under allegations of ‘piracy’ and ‘conspiracy’ the time has come to take a stand against music, film and media companies’ lobbyists. The only way is...
oldstarnewshine: how to cut down on an enormous chunk of illegal downloading, and this is so absurdly simple that it boggles the mind: make your show / movie / whatever accessible online. put ads on it so you can make money off of it, or sell a subscription to a competitive streaming service like netflix. make it available everywhere, meaning the country of origin and everywhere else as...
What OTC med is good for when some unseen force is...
Sometimes people do a spam of something idgaf...
hipsterizzy: titaniumbovine: fuck that I am here to laugh not be bored and sad and confused okay this is not math class Sometimes I do spams of Izzy. Othertimes I do spams of boobs. Six31 calls it “blogging with one hand”. Post ALL the naked ladies! XD
dave-ellefson-is-my-spirit-guide: ladyystrange: i’m starvinggg and everyone is eating shrimp. ew. am i the only one that doesn’t like it? No, shrimp is nasty. DIBS ON ALL YOUR SHRIMPS AND PEPPERS!
The office has just been infested with Boy Scouts
And right in the middle of the Kevin & Leo Show (tm). Must be conscious of the sneezing and swearing.