February 2012
Bad: This bar does not seem to have karaoke
Good: It does have beer and light that’s conducive to writing.
Feb 1st
2 notes
Feb 1st
1 note
January 2012
Is it even possible to put fresh batteries in a...
Jan 31st
3 notes
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
22 notes
3 tags
I have replaced my broken Crock Pot
Your favorite crock pot recipes. Give them to me. Here, I’ll start: Caribbean Sweet Potato and Bean Stew   Ingredients: 2 medium sweet potatoes (about 1 pound), peeled and cut into 1-inch cubes 2 cups frozen cut green beans 1 can (15 ounces) black beans, rinsed and drained 1 can (14 ½ ounces) vegetable broth 1 small onion, sliced 2 teaspoons Caribbean jerk seasoning ½ teaspoon...
Jan 30th
I need to start writing again
And I had an idea last night for a perfect crossover fic. And I think I found a Tuesday karaoke bar at which to set up shop with my beer-stained notebook. I am officially out of excuses.
Jan 30th
1 note
Jan 30th
20,853 notes
Jan 30th
6,943 notes
20 tags
Jan 30th
781 notes
Jan 30th
27,850 notes
2 tags
Good catch of the day
“Creamtory” instead of “crematory” in the funeral listings, which gives me a great idea for a zombie-themed ice cream parlor.
Jan 30th
4 notes
Jan 29th
17 notes
Jan 29th
6,717 notes
Jan 29th
35,123 notes
Jan 28th
12,500 notes
Jan 28th
339 notes
Jan 28th
30,212 notes
Jan 28th
9,909 notes
1 tag
Do people really think they're being clever when...
Jan 27th
2 notes
Jan 27th
36,858 notes
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
22,179 notes
3 tags
The personal ad I wish I could take out
“P-body seeks ATLAS for test-chamber adventure. Xbox 360. First-timers only.”
Jan 26th
2 notes
Jan 25th
Sneezing every 10 seconds
Ready to rip my face clean off. Please advise.
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
5,354 notes
Jan 24th
2 notes
3 tags
Jan 24th
3 notes
Jan 23rd
8,716 notes
Jan 22nd
31,842 notes
Jan 22nd
140,706 notes
Shel Silverstein wrote "A Boy Named Sue"
My mind is officially blown.
Jan 22nd
2 notes
Jan 22nd
104,924 notes
2 tags
The jammed-up printer beeps exactly the same way...
To quote Hank Venture: My butt won’t stop making a fist.
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
83,959 notes
Jan 20th
What sort of neural misfirings have put the Horde...
I haven’t played that game since the internet came to us through the telly-phone.
Jan 20th
The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
The squeaky wheel in this case is my Windows XP-running work computer. Half an hour boot times FTL.
Jan 20th
4 tags
Jan 20th
109 notes
1 tag
Anybody know where I can get a...
Jan 20th
1 note
helloiamfine: barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark: BLACK MARCH Thursday, March 1st 2012 to Saturday 31st March 2012 With the continuing campaigns for Internet-censoring litigation such as SOPA and PIPA, and the closure of sites such as Megaupload under allegations of ‘piracy’ and ‘conspiracy’ the time has come to take a stand against music, film and media companies’ lobbyists. The only way is...
Jan 20th
40,632 notes
oldstarnewshine: how to cut down on an enormous chunk of illegal downloading, and this is so absurdly simple that it boggles the mind: make your show / movie / whatever accessible online.  put ads on it so you can make money off of it, or sell a subscription to a competitive streaming service like netflix. make it available everywhere, meaning the country of origin and everywhere else as...
Jan 19th
7,951 notes
What OTC med is good for when some unseen force is...
Jan 19th
1 note
Sometimes people do a spam of something idgaf...
hipsterizzy: titaniumbovine: fuck that I am here to laugh not be bored and sad and confused okay this is not math class Sometimes I do spams of Izzy.  Othertimes I do spams of boobs. Six31 calls it “blogging with one hand”. Post ALL the naked ladies! XD
Jan 17th
9 notes
dave-ellefson-is-my-spirit-guide: ladyystrange: i’m starvinggg and everyone is eating shrimp. ew. am i the only one that doesn’t like it?  No, shrimp is nasty.  DIBS ON ALL YOUR SHRIMPS AND PEPPERS!
Jan 17th
6 notes
Jan 17th
662 notes
The office has just been infested with Boy Scouts
And right in the middle of the Kevin & Leo Show (tm). Must be conscious of the sneezing and swearing.
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
671 notes