June 2011
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Chris Hansen caught cheating on his wife by hidden... →
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!
He’s made his name with a controversial show that catches would-be internet sex perverts in televised stings.
But now Chris Hansen has found himself on the receiving end of his own hidden camera tactics, after the married NBC anchor was secretly filmed on an illicit date with a blonde television reporter 20 years his junior.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auditory_processing_di... →
And just like that, my whole life starts to make sense.
Why I’ve always hated talking on the phone.
Why I don’t like clubs and crowded bars.
Why I tend to leave the closed captions on the TV all the time.
Turns out it’s a real Thing with a Name and everything.
somejane:
carcinosheepgenecist:
it’s okay if you rp smut on tumblr
really, it is
but have some fucking decency and don’t rp smut over reblogs of another artist’s drawing
i cannot fucking stand that and if anyone did that to one of my drawings, even if it was a pairing i really liked, i’d ask them to stop.
Tumblr, LJ or otherwise, foisting your RP on someone else’s fanwork post is just...
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Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
miss-toki:
twflyingv:
fastest-guitarist:
jonesyfilthybottom:
my name’s been erased…
Wg Wgf
If you’s wearings a gag and tries to say my names, I’s guess it might sounds like this.
…you thinks I should be wearings a gag?? :o
Tok Wtoot! XD
Z Ogo. Haha. I shall now be known as Zogo.
G Wtzbg
Edit: The cat becomes Oo!
How to Talk to Little Girls →
levianity:
I went to a dinner party at a friend’s home last weekend, and met her five-year-old daughter for the first time.
Little Maya was all curly brown hair, doe-like dark eyes, and adorable in her shiny pink nightgown. I wanted to squeal, “Maya, you’re so cute! Look at you! Turn around and model that pretty ruffled gown, you gorgeous thing!”
But I didn’t. I squelched myself. As I...
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WatchFor those who missed it, an interview with a Bronie on Saturday’s episode of NPR’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me.
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Guys…
is it finally time for me to start playing TF2?
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Toddlers & Tiaras streams on Netflix
Good. I’ve already chewed through all of Hoarders and half of Intervention. I need some more WTF in my diet.
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Old man trolling →
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as “Leslie” and talking about “our childhood together”. Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying “I’m kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack.” FML
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Update: I spent my John Tylers on some honey.
No part of that sentence is a euphemism.
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Welcome, legitimate new followers!
And shame on you few spambots!
Why is my mother staring back at me from the...
Seriously. Cut it out, Time and Genetics. It’s creeping me out.
Yes, Chick-fil-A Says, We Explicitly Do Not Like... →
doktorgirlfriend:
boogans:
catbountry:
stfuconservatives:
stfuhomophobes:
Where will I go now for pickle-tasting-chicken sandwiches?
Damnit… and they just opened one near our apartment. I’m not terribly surprised, I mean a company that’s so religious they’re closed on Sundays is bound to hate homosexuals.
-Joe
But their waffle fries are so delicious…
I thought this was common...
WHAT NATIONAL DAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? →
doktorgirlfriend:
relevantinterests:
archaamides:
carcinosheepgenecist:
watchmeasisubjuggulate:
p2iidonu2theiinventor:
ladynyoko:
fivetail:
acoustic-fashion:
schim:
Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day.
Oh.
Everything You Think Is Wrong Day.
0h
Poultry Day
And I will...
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Cup-a-Soup
citationneeded:
Grammarians have argued as to the correct plural form of Cup-a-Soup. Some believe the correct form is “Cups-a-Soup”, whereas others contest that being a registered trademark the correct form is “Cup-a-Soups”.
Link
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Living vicariously through my Tumblr today
I can’t remember the last time I was that excited about something.
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reblog if you actually care about your followers.
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