March 2011
You should, like, strongly consider applying to work for this guy:
We want to add some talent to the Sarasota Herald-Tribune investigative team. Every serious candidate should have a proven track record of conceiving, reporting and writing stellar investigative pieces that provoke change….
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Reducto: Every conversation is scanned for key words. Here, give me your phone, I’ll show you.
Harvey: Umm…
Reducto: [speaks into the phone] Hello. Mail bomb.
Harvey: Uh, heh… um…
Reducto: Assassination.
Harvey: Hey, can I have that back? I just remembered…
Reducto: Fertilizer.
Harvey: …I’m almost out of minutes.
Reducto: Same-sex marriages. Patagonia. Nader for President.
Harvey: See, nothing happened. Nobody’s monitoring these things!
Phil: [watching them on the security camera] Huh, I always took Reducto for a libertarian.
The movie Hop brought this 2008 Slate article immediately to mind. Does the argument still hold water? Is Easter starting to fall? I never sat on the Easter Bunny’s lap at the local mall to have my picture taken, and apparently that’s a thing now.
“I CANNOT LIVE WITH THAT GUY. HE IS SO ANNOYING, HE IS SO FRIGHTENING, AND HE DOESN’T WEAR A SHIRT.”