Accurate candy wrappers.
hipsterizzy: spindle-legs: dolphinhugs: pinkie-pie-party: meg4prez: ghostsandskeletons: “Still with shitty banana.” Oh my god. [[I still love 2 ingredients.]] crumbly peanut butter dust mmmmmm Kept a straight face ‘till “shitty banana.” This box speaks the truth. …The bananas were the only ones I liked. :I Wrappers fucking everywhere!
*silence* *silence* *silence* “PASTE, YOU BASTARD!” And thus the 8:30 systemwide slowdown begins.
Is technology a friend or foe to Santa Claus? →
Pro tip: If your third-grader still hasn’t caught on, he’s going to get mercilessly mocked by his peers on the playground. There’s definitely a schism between the clued-in and the naive at that age. Kids can video chat with Santa, follow him on Twitter or enlist NORAD to track his every move online. And yet in many ways, technology may be making it harder for parents to keep...
List of Cluedo characters
citationneeded: The butler was the lead character in the 1985 film Clue: The Movie, and was played by Tim Curry. He appeared as an Englishman named Wadsworth, who was always ever so neat and tidy with his buttling. Link Buttling? *looks it up* Well, I’ll be damned.
Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via anticitizenone )
Bizarre tombstone implies unintentionally... →
stuffterryfound: We don’t know much about Kim, because apparently, neither did her family. We do know her fondness for striped shirts and mischievous grins was matched only by her love of catching up with her old pal Jesus. He would be like, “What’s up, Kim?” And she was all, “Nothin’ much JC.” And he was like, “Wanna come over? And she was like, “Hells yeah I wanna come over!” So he made her...
In obits, make it unclear if the dead person is survived by people or pets: Dave...– @FakeAPStylebook
But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night...– NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 (via diandrabird) I happily know nothing about Twilight, but if that’s really true, that is terrible, rage-enducing and heart-breaking. (via head0verheels) It really is. I hear in the movie the bruises are downplayed. Boo, Twilight. ...
scoutlaughingalonewithballs: nzafro: My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi. i died laughing omg oh god wow i can’t help perfect That’ll teach me not to watch videos at work!
Inspiration has about 45 minutes to clunk me over the head, or else this section front is sunk.
Mom, while pulling out the turkey neck: It's like a schwanstucker!
Me: You know, one of us was gonna say it, I just didn't know who...
So while Rooley waits at the door wondering why I didn’t come home at midnight, I’m at my parents’ house cheating on him with his Aunt Lucy, who just hijacked the good pillow from me.