It's less than 12 hours to novelling time and I...
Three girls and three guys (one guy has his name already). And I’m looking for the kind of nicknames you’d acquire at boot camp or something like that.
I mean, like, I think that clarity in written language is valuable, but debating...– John Green on his stance on the Oxford comma (via marvelousmaggie)
robotbutler: operapourlepaix: a-petro-manifesto: How old is this blogger? The AgeAnalyzer thinks http://a-petro-manifesto.tumblr.com is written by someone 18-25 years old. I’m somewhere between 65 and 100. Close. Apparently it thinks I’m somewhere between 13-17… BWAHAHAHA…oh god… Shaking my head in shame right now. XD My portfolio clocks in between 36-50. My tumblr is a teenager...
jamesurbaniak: His campaign staff was given the name of one woman who complained last week, and it was repeated to Cain on Sunday. He responded, “I am not going to comment on that.” He was then asked, “Have you ever been accused, sir, in your life of harassment by a woman?” He breathed audibly, glared at the reporter and stayed silent for several seconds. After the question was repeated three...
Pop quiz: When the local theater does a midnight...
A) Janet B) Magenta C) Columbia D) You couldn’t pay me to go to a midnight Rocky Horror
Monte sweats the small stuff →
I have grown to love our weekly columnists: Everything’s a hassle. There. One sentence is all I need, but one sentence does not a column make. Is this the latest evidence that I’m getting old? Am I just unable to adjust? Do younger people swim effortlessly through these troubled waters? To get my air conditioner serviced, I have to wait on hold. To get my prescriptions filled, I have to...
clientsfromhell: Client: “Can you make it so when people land on our website, it’s, like, all black with stars coming out of the screen all whoosh whoosh (does the action) like in that screensaver?” Me: “…” Client: “With the music from Star Wars.” Me: “…” Client: “And it does that for, like, a minute, then stops and they have to click on one of the stars.” Me: “Any star?” Client: “No. No. A...
catalogliving: Believing that the imprisoned candles were wrongly convicted, the candle townsfolk gathered for the kind of vigil for which they were best known.
REBLOG WITH YOUR ANIMU SELF →
helloiamfine: anticitizenone: honchcrow: I can’t believe I actually found my hairstyle in there. guys i want to be an anime Yeah, so this is pretty cute
We’re praying for Google, that it may make good honest choices and see the...– Christian organization I did a site for, their SEO strategy. (via clientsfromhell)
Let me see if I got this. The third story on the news tonight was that someone I...– President Andrew Shepard, “The American President” (and one of my favorite fictional media quotes)
I am in garlic-burp hell right now
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charmory answered your question: I need to resurrect one of these for a costume… #2! That’s where I’m leaning. This office is cavernously huge, so it wouldn’t even been that much of an inconvenience.
Hello I am fine.: You restart the world. It's a... →
atmilliways: scytheseeker: milligans: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Band of Brothers. ……..errrrrr, time travelling, monster-hunting paratroopers? Supernatural, Alice [2009 film], Hyrule. I can dig it. Supernatural, The Three Musketeers, The Haunting in Connecticut … Kids in the Hall, Wonder Showzen, and The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. o_________0
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I need a title for my 2011 NaNoWriMo project
Someone give me one of those “color of your shirt + object to your left”-style prompts or something. I have done zero planning so far, and November is sneaking up.
That awesome moment when all the elements of a...