May 2013
May 19th
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If anybody is looking to make a career move,... →
May 18th
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
May 18th
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Oh my god, Star Trek was amazing. I won’t spoil anything, but let me say this: As soon as I change into dry panties take a cold shower, I’m going to start watching BBC Sherlock.
May 17th
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Star Trek Into Darkness? Yeah! 3-D? Woo! IMAX? NOW you’re talking!
May 17th
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May 16th
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justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl  shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
May 16th
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May 16th
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Can't... sleep... yet... house... still... too......
May 16th
May 16th
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Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall?
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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Always a good night when you have a story in your queue slugged “Bible beat-down.”
May 14th
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May 13th
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Today’s pile of work includes a story from the wires about the UN encouraging the consumption of insects. Can I get away with a “Slimy yet satisfying” headline, or will Disney lawyers descend and tear me a new one?
May 13th
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May 13th
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spabes: piglii: spabes: minneshota holy shit “I hope senpa-Iowa notices me!”
May 13th
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“Exactly how many pirate adventures did Dora the Explorer go on?!”
– OH in the newsroom, while editing community event listings.
May 12th
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May 12th
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Protip: If you’re submitting art to be printed in your local newspaper, please avoid using an Instagram filter. Really, our press color profile is going to reduce your masterpiece to a grainy pile of washed-out dreck.
May 12th
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May 12th
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Good god, I just got a near-terminal case of the giggles at work.
May 12th
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May 11th
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Beauty must-haves for your walk-of-shame kit →
I have whorambulated up and down the avenues of most of the five boroughs (not Staten Island! Thank God). By now, I’m fairly equipped to give you advice on how to get to work or to meet your parents for brunch after a long night of wearing somebody’s balls like a Lone Ranger mask.
May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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The man behind Abercrombie & Fitch →
Mike Jeffries turned a moribund company into a multibillion-dollar brand by selling youth, sex and casual superiority. Not bad for a 61-year-old in flip-flops. A 2006 article I originally found on Longform.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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“I am offended that the Muslim culture can have a building that may hold 50...”
– From a letter to the editor we ran recently. Poe’s Law is in full effect here. To put it into context, the rest of the letter railed similarly against birth control, foreign policy and the influx of non-English speakers.
May 8th
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charmory replied to your post: Lotta hand-wringing over farmer’s/farmers’/farmers… It’s definitely not farmer’s market. Personally, I’d just go with farmers market as they’re generally markets consisting of farmers and handcrafters. I’m 100% sure it’s “farmers market.” I’m also 100% sure the proper name of this particular facility spells is...
May 8th
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Lotta hand-wringing over farmer’s/farmers’/farmers market today.
May 8th
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May 8th
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Reasons Babblr isn't hacking you
noestoyhechodecarne: 1: Chrome extensions cannot delete your Tumblr account without you explicitly watching it happen. I know this because I develop Chrome extensions. 2: The Tumblr API does not give third-party developers the ability to delete your blog. When you attempt to sign in to Babblr (it’s not working now because their servers are overloaded), this is the window you get: The only...
May 8th
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CHILL THE FUCK OUT
dietpunkfics: The shit’s not working cuz everyone’s cramming the servers, chill the hell out and stop knee jerk retweeting out of fear, all you’re doing is causing people to panic. Babblr : malicious scam :: Missing E : “browser hack” It’s just newly released third-party software. I wouldn’t worry too much if you fed it your email address. Give it a few...
May 8th
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