May 2013
If anybody is looking to make a career move,... →
the-adequate-gatsby:
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My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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Oh my god, Star Trek was amazing. I won’t spoil anything, but let me say this:
As soon as I change into dry panties take a cold shower, I’m going to start watching BBC Sherlock.
Star Trek Into Darkness? Yeah!
3-D? Woo!
IMAX? NOW you’re talking!
justintheallan:
soycrates:
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nicotineenema:
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
Can't... sleep... yet... house... still... too......
Who's that dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall?
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Always a good night when you have a story in your queue slugged “Bible beat-down.”
Today’s pile of work includes a story from the wires about the UN encouraging the consumption of insects.
Can I get away with a “Slimy yet satisfying” headline, or will Disney lawyers descend and tear me a new one?
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spabes:
piglii:
spabes:
minneshota
holy shit
“I hope senpa-Iowa notices me!”
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Exactly how many pirate adventures did Dora the Explorer go on?!
– OH in the newsroom, while editing community event listings.
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Protip: If you’re submitting art to be printed in your local newspaper, please avoid using an Instagram filter.
Really, our press color profile is going to reduce your masterpiece to a grainy pile of washed-out dreck.
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Good god, I just got a near-terminal case of the giggles at work.
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Beauty must-haves for your walk-of-shame kit →
I have whorambulated up and down the avenues of most of the five boroughs (not Staten Island! Thank God). By now, I’m fairly equipped to give you advice on how to get to work or to meet your parents for brunch after a long night of wearing somebody’s balls like a Lone Ranger mask.
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The man behind Abercrombie & Fitch →
Mike Jeffries turned a moribund company into a multibillion-dollar brand by selling youth, sex and casual superiority. Not bad for a 61-year-old in flip-flops.
A 2006 article I originally found on Longform.
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I am offended that the Muslim culture can have a building that may hold 50...
– From a letter to the editor we ran recently. Poe’s Law is in full effect here.
To put it into context, the rest of the letter railed similarly against birth control, foreign policy and the influx of non-English speakers.
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charmory replied to your post: Lotta hand-wringing over farmer’s/farmers’/farmers…
It’s definitely not farmer’s market. Personally, I’d just go with farmers market as they’re generally markets consisting of farmers and handcrafters.
I’m 100% sure it’s “farmers market.” I’m also 100% sure the proper name of this particular facility spells is...
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Lotta hand-wringing over farmer’s/farmers’/farmers market today.
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Reasons Babblr isn't hacking you
noestoyhechodecarne:
1: Chrome extensions cannot delete your Tumblr account without you explicitly watching it happen. I know this because I develop Chrome extensions.
2: The Tumblr API does not give third-party developers the ability to delete your blog. When you attempt to sign in to Babblr (it’s not working now because their servers are overloaded), this is the window you get: The only...
CHILL THE FUCK OUT
dietpunkfics:
The shit’s not working cuz everyone’s cramming the servers, chill the hell out and stop knee jerk retweeting out of fear, all you’re doing is causing people to panic.
Babblr : malicious scam :: Missing E : “browser hack”
It’s just newly released third-party software. I wouldn’t worry too much if you fed it your email address. Give it a few...