I just hurt myself with “y’all’ll,” Jesus…
I might have broken the newsroom clock, and it might come crashing down and scare the shit out of the city editor.
If it does, y’all’ll vouch for me that I was here all night and in no way updating it for DST, right?
Welcome aboard! If you’re new to UfYH, here’s the welcome packet:
- I curse. A lot. If this is problematic for you, we may have to admire each other from afar. There will be many f-bombs, as well as some more creative stuff.
- A 20/10 is 20 minutes of unfucking (cleaning, studying, what have you) followed by a 10-minute break. 45/15s are the same, only, you know, 45 and 15.
- A drain volcano is baking soda and white vinegar poured down a drain. We call it a volcano because, well, you’ll see.
- The UfYH Fundamentals list is a good place to start to see what we’re all about.
- This is the UfYH supplies master list. This covers most of the items/products I frequently reference.
- To submit something, post it to your own blog and tag it with ufyh, Team Unfuck Your Habitat or Unfuck Your Habitat. There’s a good chance I’ll reblog it. I love to reblog success stories.
- I can’t always get to all of my asks. I’m only one person, and I get a lot of repeats, rude asks, sometimes Tumblr eats them, and sometimes they can be answered by doing a cursory search (search bar is on the sidebar). If I don’t answer your ask, please don’t send three follow-ups asking if I got it or demanding that I answer it.
- Please take at least a cursory glance at the frequently used tags page and the last few pages of posts before submitting an ask. I get a lot of repeats.
- I do not have a degree from stain college. If you have a specific stain question, Google is your best friend. Someone out there has found the perfect stain remover, and it’s probably on the very first page of Google results.
- Before and after pictures are my favorites!
- This is very important: No matter how fucked your habitat is, you are not beyond help. You can make progress. It will take time. But it’s easier than you think.
If you are someone dealing with physical limitations, chronic illness, chronic pain, mental illness, or any other situation that makes getting your living environment under control difficult, please know that you are not lazy, and that we know that “getting off your ass” may not be easy or even possible sometimes.
We encourage anyone who has limitations to modify challenges, suggest alternatives, and, above all, put their health first. If you can only do five or three minutes of unfucking, that’s worth celebrating. If you accomplish something that’s been modified so you can do it seated or in shorter stages, we want to hear about it.
Always reblog the welcome packet!
Downstairs neighbor called in a noise complaint on me. I’m not sure what part of taking a bath, watching a movie, emptying the dishwasher or making a pot of tea warranted the involvement of the police.