first the aesthetic generator….. now the fursona generator!! if u have ever wondered what your fursona would be or you want a change, now u can discover the fursona Of Your Dreams…. (warning for some body horror text!)
glittering black hellhound. it wears a ballerina’s outfit. crystals grow from its flesh.
We’re two men down on the desk today, so tomorrow’s B section is going to contain more padding than a junior miss beauty pageant.
I’m filling out an application for the Trader Joe’s across the street from my Starbucks, and for my college minor, I put, “Surviving on 2 hours of sleep”.
If I don’t get hired, they are the real losers in this situation.
My professional website at one point had “printer exorcisms” as one of my skills.