- Me: *hands in Easter small pet package with the headline "The Dos and Don'ts of Picking up Chicks (and bunnies)*
- Senior designer: Oh, COME ON!
- Me: YOLO
Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:
- Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.
- You look wonderful already.
- Whatever makes you feel best is best.
- There is no “right” way to look.
- Be kind to yourself.
- Build a sandcastle.
- Seriously, you look wonderful.
- Denny’s loves you.
Legitimate hat tip to Denny’s!
We’re running a story about the trend/perils of adopting baby chicks and bunnies around Easter. The art is, needless to say, adorable.
News editor and reporter: “Awwwww!”
Me: “We’re trying to discourage this behavior, right?”
You know how when a TV news bureau correspondent files their package and there’s a big bustling newsroom behind them? My workstation is directly in that line of fire, and our TV partner is going live tonight.
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
glasses person here to say we only wear glasses when we’re too in the moment to take them off because sex smudges on lenses are hell to clean off thank you
Pro tip: Keep an old pair in your nightstand drawer for when your partner requests that you keep them on.
So I finally broke down and got a 3DS. Anybody wanna be friends?
My friend code is 2079-8084-0448.