ajinarts:

Can’t wait!

ajinarts:

Can’t wait!

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xombiedirge:

Katamari of Time by Jimmy Giegerich / Blog / Tumblr

Those crazy cats over at Pizza Party Printing currently have this awesome Katamari Damacy and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time mash-up T-shirt on sale for half price HERE

Talk about a mash-up!

narunfiltered:

Strip Club

Australia

Customer: Excuse me, can I purchase a lap dance?

Me: Sure! Dances cost [name prices]

Customer: How much extra is it to touch?

Me: I’m sorry, touching isn’t allowed.

Customer: That’s okay, I can slip you something extra.

Me: I don’t think you understand. Touching isn’t an option.

Customer: Why?

Me: Well, first, it’s illegal in this state. If I was caught allowing you to touch, I would face a fine of a minimum $1,000 and the club would risk being shut down. Furthermore, given the legal penalties, it’s strictly against club policy. So, if I allowed you to touch and someone saw - which they would, as the lap dance room is one big room of all customers having dances, monitored by staff - then I would immediately be fired. I would be unable to be rehired anywhere in this city, which is the only city in this entire state that has this type of establishment. In addition, I’d leave problems for my collegues, since the customer who saw the interaction would assume touching is available and harass the other dancers to allow them. In sum, the best case scenario of allowing you to touch would be losing my job. The worst-case scenario would be losing my job, paying an expensive fine, and having the club shut down. So, you see, even if I were inclined to allow you, there’d be sufficient reason for me not to. However, I’m not inclined. Regardless of the amount of money, I am personally against the idea of being touched sexually for work. I love the notion of embracing one’s sensuality through an erotic dance, but allowing a stranger’s hands on my body repulses me. I’m a dancer; not a prostitute.

He agrees, pays for a dance, and we enter the lap dance room, surrounded by several other customers receiving lap dances. As he sits down, he slips me a $10. “This should do it,” he whispered, and reached for my nipple.

thecyberwolf:

Link & Zelda Fan Art

Created by Cassio Yoshiyaki - Facebook

She’s trying to restore her hairstyle!

yayfeminism:

Tuesday’s syndicated “Love Is…” panel featured male and female cartoons above the caption, “Love is… knowing that ‘no’ means ‘maybe’ and ‘maybe’ means ‘yes.’”In response to the criticism, the paper replied from its verified social media accounts, writing: “We obviously don’t approve the message this comic conveys and are seeking clarification from the syndicate.” [x]

Fucking hell, I thought this was a Throwback Thursday to the 1970s, and then I saw the goddamned date.

yayfeminism:

Tuesday’s syndicated “Love Is…” panel featured male and female cartoons above the caption, “Love is… knowing that ‘no’ means ‘maybe’ and ‘maybe’ means ‘yes.’”

In response to the criticism, the paper replied from its verified social media accounts, writing: “We obviously don’t approve the message this comic conveys and are seeking clarification from the syndicate.” [x]

Fucking hell, I thought this was a Throwback Thursday to the 1970s, and then I saw the goddamned date.

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thefrogman:

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

Disclaimer: There are parts of kittens that aren’t soft at all.

thefrogman:

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

Disclaimer: There are parts of kittens that aren’t soft at all.

I thought having health insurance was supposed to be a good thing and not a HARROWING KAFKAESQUE NIGHTMARE.

fucknosexistcostumes:

"Geisha" tween girl costume [x]

1) Gross
2) What the photoshop is going on with those legs?

fucknosexistcostumes:

"Geisha" tween girl costume [x]

1) Gross

2) What the photoshop is going on with those legs?

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tastefullyoffensive:

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