dennys:

Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here,
Now that you’ve finished your homework and studying for the evening, I know you kids are out there cruising on the net like Sandra Bullocks hahaha. Anyway, I just wanted to drop in here like it’s hot and Wrap real quick about Net Safety.
Recently the moon had Heartbleed which puts us all in danger from internet scammers, meme-minions, and just all around no good probably e-magical creatures, according to online. So remember to change your passwords because safety is number one! It really is. I can’t stress it enough. So put down the kik chat for five minutes, pull those pants up, and change it up! We’re all amigas here so let’s be safe amigas!
Alright, I have to go iron my jeans, but thanks for listening Tumbler!
~Marty

dennys:

Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here,

Now that you’ve finished your homework and studying for the evening, I know you kids are out there cruising on the net like Sandra Bullocks hahaha. Anyway, I just wanted to drop in here like it’s hot and Wrap real quick about Net Safety.

Recently the moon had Heartbleed which puts us all in danger from internet scammers, meme-minions, and just all around no good probably e-magical creatures, according to online. So remember to change your passwords because safety is number one! It really is. I can’t stress it enough. So put down the kik chat for five minutes, pull those pants up, and change it up! We’re all amigas here so let’s be safe amigas!

Alright, I have to go iron my jeans, but thanks for listening Tumbler!

~Marty

cracked:

[Winston Rowntree]

Oh hai, creative process!

cracked:

[Winston Rowntree]

Oh hai, creative process!

  • Me: *hands in Easter small pet package with the headline "The Dos and Don'ts of Picking up Chicks (and bunnies)*
  • Senior designer: Oh, COME ON!
  • Me: YOLO

Tags: newsroom

dennys:

Summer is just around the corner! Which means you’re probably fervently preparing for ~bikini season~, trying to get back into that beach bod! Well here are some dieting tips from Denny’s Diner to help you feel a little more comfortable this year:

  • Bikini season? Shmikini shmeason.
  • You look wonderful already.
  • Whatever makes you feel best is best.
  • There is no “right” way to look.
  • Be kind to yourself.
  • Build a sandcastle. 
  • Seriously, you look wonderful.
  • Denny’s loves you.

Surf’s up!

Legitimate hat tip to Denny’s!

OH in the newsroom, kids and baby animals edition

We’re running a story about the trend/perils of adopting baby chicks and bunnies around Easter. The art is, needless to say, adorable.

News editor and reporter: “Awwwww!”

Me: “We’re trying to discourage this behavior, right?”

Tags: newsroom

bewareofmpreg:

1118181:

cute

unreal

need!

(via doktorgirlfriend)

Tags: nom!

ilovecharts:

Decoding Your Menu
This week, Gemma asks you to find your face shape.

I’ve wondered for years what would be on a Triforce Menu. Other than pumpkins soup.

ilovecharts:

Decoding Your Menu

This week, Gemma asks you to find your face shape.

I’ve wondered for years what would be on a Triforce Menu. Other than pumpkins soup.

(via gemmacorrell)

My bald spot might be on the evening news

You know how when a TV news bureau correspondent files their package and there’s a big bustling newsroom behind them? My workstation is directly in that line of fire, and our TV partner is going live tonight.

Tags: newsroom

curiouslyhigh:

peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

glasses person here to say we only wear glasses when we’re too in the moment to take them off because sex smudges on lenses are hell to clean off thank you

Pro tip: Keep an old pair in your nightstand drawer for when your partner requests that you keep them on.

So I finally broke down and got a 3DS. Anybody wanna be friends?

My friend code is 2079-8084-0448.