awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

Gaston’s all, “Like this chump thinks he’s in my league!”

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"Can you guys think of a better headline for the little girl? I don’t want to use ‘tragedy’ because just one dead kid isn’t a ‘tragedy…’"

— OH in the newsroom, heartless editors edition

Tags: newsroom

kingcheddarxvii:

this upsets me

(Source: clarkchan1211, via the-terrible-tara)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

That’s worth carrying a watermelon in your backpack for.

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The cat actually checked to see if I was breathing when I ignored his crying this morning.

kurylenkos:

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bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

#this is like a gilded invitation to be punched in the face holy crap

I correct grammar for a living and even I think this is bullshit.
I’d chase him down, hand the card back and say, “My apologies for my incorrect English. I hope you go fuck yourself!”

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

I correct grammar for a living and even I think this is bullshit.

I’d chase him down, hand the card back and say, “My apologies for my incorrect English. I hope you go fuck yourself!”

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facts-i-just-made-up:

septicshock101:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

I have never hard those terms before. Fascinating 

These are just the top ten, I got over 300 questions and learned more slang terms for penis than I ever imagined could exist.

This was amusing as hell, especially scrolling down and not knowing what the hell was going on.

I’ve grown to dread the sound of Wolf Blitzer’s voice. Nothing against the man himself, but whenever there’s a commercial-free Situation Room blaring through the newsroom, it always means some Very Bad Shit has gone down.

Tags: newsroom

"I seen ‘im!"

(Source: tabbylane, via curiouslyhigh)

dashconstaff:

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Please please donate what you can!!!

I see what you did there.